"...I would like to be in the next room when _____ is getting his rut on...."
"...Just screaming..."
"...Slam your head into the wall just to see how much it hurts..."
"...She wants you to live here so she can run downstairs whenever _____ get bored..."
"...The internal penis..."
"...That spot where you can feel a sort of indentation..."
"...That little dip..."
"...That little nibblet..."
"...It's like a Greek solider..."
"...Sex; but tactical sex..."